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Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.

No Monsters Sign

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Anniversary Card

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.
 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Look Stupid Card

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.

When It Comes To Politics

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Singing Irish with Beer Card

Never do I keep things simple and always working harder and not smarter.

Work Harder Not Smarter Card

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Card

If a tote bag were alive, what would it say?

Need More Veggies Tote Bag

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.

Oversize Load Pinback Button

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Smiling Face Dark Coaster

If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?

Not Ashamed to Cover a Beer Belly T-Shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

No Monsters Sign

No Monsters Sign

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