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Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Replace the "protein shakes" with your preferred beverage choice.

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny 

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Fun dancing skeletons are ready to help your party get halloweird with this magic potion mix.  Change "Magic potion mix" to your special label to match your party theme.

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Marg

"Dear Santa It's a Long Story" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes.

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Blue T-Shirt

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories, a funny coffee mug to begin your daily routine. Personalize this mug by changing the word "Sarcasm" to your favorite cynical word! Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the mug: 3 colors available to change. 

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Green Halloween bats shot glass

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- grey poster

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep you in the mood? This shot glass features the quote, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a No! No! No!" Personalize this shot glass with your name and/or quote.

Cranky Christmas Shot - NO! NO! NO! Shot Glass

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Cookie

"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny

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