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Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Replace the "protein shakes" with your preferred beverage choice.

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny  Margarita Drink Mix

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Fun dancing skeletons are ready to help your party get halloweird with this magic potion mix.  Change "Magic potion mix" to your special label to match your party theme.

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Margarita Drink Mix

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Marg Margarita Drink Mix

A funny Christmas shirt for men and women featuring a skull wearing a Santa's hat and 2 candy canes behind it mimicking crossbones. The words "Bah! Humbug" And "Just Give Me Candy Canes" can be customized with your own quote. 🎅 Look for more funny Christmas tee shirts in our store.

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Spiral notebook with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose.  Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

- Blank search: zazzle_mug twotone_mug 15oz navyblue none

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Navy Blue Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

- Blank search: shindigz_paperplates 7inch

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

- Blank search: zazzle_mug combo_mug 11oz pink none

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife T-Shirt

Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card.

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

Cynical sticker with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement anywhere. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Square Sticker

A funny Christmas t-shirt featuring Santa Claus peeking over the wall saying "I SAW THAT. AND IT MADE ALL THE ELVES BLUSH!" You can personalize the sub text with your own funny message.

- Blank search: zazzle_shirt hanes_mens_crew_darktshirt_5250 darkgrey a_s

I Saw That - Funny Christmas Santa T-Shirt

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "I may look calm. But in my head I've pecked you 3 times". The rooster is wearing glasses and tilts his head to the side.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny Margarita Drink Mix

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny Margarita Drink Mix

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