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Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Replace the "protein shakes" with your preferred beverage choice.

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny  Margarita Drink Mix

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Fun dancing skeletons are ready to help your party get halloweird with this magic potion mix.  Change "Magic potion mix" to your special label to match your party theme.

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Marg Margarita Drink Mix

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Margarita Drink Mix

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

This SARCASM colorful starburst sticker can be customized with your own word.

Custom SARCASM colorful starburst sticker

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny T-Shirt

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS. But if the White runs out I'll drink the RED." A great gift for wine lovers, sarcastic personalities, and YOU!

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

A funny pillow with a cynical statement that says "Normal People Scare Me". Perfect message to send with your personal home decor.

Funny Pillow - Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

Funny Notebook with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in". Match with the mug: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_mug_i_have_absolutely_no_desire_to_fit_in_mug-168404458069478771

"I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Funny Notebook

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife T-Shirt

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Green T-Shirt

Candied Apple with skull frosting inviting you to "Bite Me". Add a little fun to your Halloween treats with this fun floral skull design.

Bite Me Skull Hershey's Candy Favors

A funny Customizable stainless steel water bottle that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny Margarita Drink Mix

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny Margarita Drink Mix

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