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Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Replace the "protein shakes" with your preferred beverage choice.

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny  Margarita Drink Mix

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Fun dancing skeletons are ready to help your party get halloweird with this magic potion mix.  Change "Magic potion mix" to your special label to match your party theme.

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Margarita Drink Mix

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Marg Margarita Drink Mix

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic chalkboard door mat rug

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "Don't F*ing Care Bear". The bear looks grumpy and is wearing a skull and cross bones t-shirt, which adds to his demeanor.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this Don't Care Bear with attitude!

Don't F*ing Care Bear Funny Phone Grip

Cynical mug with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid"

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Mug

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Let's Get Basted!" Featuring turkey, flowers, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "Eat, Drink, and Be Merry. Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!"

Let's Get Basted! Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Funny #SorryNotSorry t-shirt that says "I'M NOT weird I'M Limited EDITION". Personalize "#SorryNotSorry" with your own name or hashtag.

Not weird Limited edition - Funny #SorryNotSorry T-Shirt

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag. Get the matching mug: https://www.zazzle.com/some_moms_cuss_too_much_funny_momlife_mug-168274714260841547

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny Margarita Drink Mix

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny Margarita Drink Mix

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