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Spiral notebook with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Welcome your guests with this design of Skeleton hands making a heart shape around the cemetery. Customize the word "Welcome" to your own special word(s).

Skeleton Hands Heart Around Cemetery with Roses Window Cling

"Buckle up buttercup you just flipped my witch switch" sweatshirt. Make a statement with this funny black cat Halloween sweatshirt.

Funny Black Cat Halloween Sweatshirt

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Blue T-Shirt

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS. But if the White runs out I'll drink the RED." A great gift for wine lovers, sarcastic personalities, and YOU!

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag. Get the matching mug: https://www.zazzle.com/some_moms_cuss_too_much_funny_momlife_mug-168274714260841547

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife T-Shirt

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Green Halloween bats shot glass

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic door mat rug

A funny Christmas shirt for men and women featuring a skull wearing a Santa's hat and 2 candy canes behind it mimicking crossbones. The words "Bah! Humbug" And "Just Give Me Candy Canes" can be customized with your own quote. 🎅 Look for more funny Christmas tee shirts in our store.

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a sheep and the quote, "BAH HUMBUG"

"Bah Humbug" Funny Christmas Hoodie with Sheep

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

"If you can't stir with the big girls stay away from the cauldron " tank top. Make a statement with this funny Halloween tank top.

Halloween Witch's Cauldron Tank Top

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little... poster

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

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Other notebooks & journals from various stores