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Spiral notebook with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

Cynical mug with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid"

- Blank search: zazzle_mug combo_mug 11oz red none

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Mug

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep you in the mood? This shot glass features the quote, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a No! No! No!" Personalize this shot glass with your name and/or quote.

Cranky Christmas Shot - NO! NO! NO! Shot Glass

Cynical sticker with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement anywhere. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Square Sticker

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "Don't F*ing Care Bear". The bear looks grumpy and is wearing a skull and cross bones t-shirt, which adds to his demeanor.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this Don't Care Bear with attitude!

Don't F*ing Care Bear Funny Phone Grip

A funny travel mug that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER".

- Blank search: zazzle_mug steel_mug 15oz white none

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic door mat rug

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

Have cleansing magic in your shot glass with this Halloween decor

Halloween "Go smudge yourself" funny shot glass

Skeleton holding a bouquet of Skulls and Flowers that says, "FOR YOU"

Skeleton with Skulls and Flowers Bouquet "FOR YOU" T-Shirt

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep up during the holidas? This Cranky Christmas Beer Stein is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this beer stein with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein

A funny Customizable stainless steel water bottle that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER".

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Customizable Stainless Steel Water Bottle

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose. Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

- Blank search: zazzle_mug twotone_mug 15oz huntergreen none

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Green Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

- Blank search: zazzle_mug combo_mug 11oz orange none

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

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Other notebooks & journals from various stores