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Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Fun dancing skeletons are ready to help your party get halloweird with this magic potion mix.  Change "Magic potion mix" to your special label to match your party theme.

Skeletons "Let's get halloweird" Magic Potion Marg Margarita Drink Mix

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Normal People Scare Me - Funny Quote Mug

Welcome your guests with this design of Skeleton hands making a heart shape around the cemetery. Customize the word "Welcome" to your own special word(s).

Skeleton Hands Heart Around Cemetery with Roses Window Cling

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

Cynical t-shirt with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" T-Shirt

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

Funny Chakra Alignment t-shirt that says, "Talk to Me when Your Chakras Are Aligned" Personalize the hashtag line with your own website or message.

Funny Chakra Alignment T-Shirt

Fun Halloween Witch hat with the quote, "Not Your Basic Witch". Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Halloween Shirt - "Not Your Basic Witch"

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Green T-Shirt

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Square Sticker

Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes Sleeping - Funny T-Shirt

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

Gift ideas for the sarcastic mom! Is there a funny mom that you would like to share these with? Perhaps that mom is you!

Funny Gift Ideas For Moms

"Don't make me get my spell book" t-shirt. Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt.

Funny Halloween Shirt - Don't make me get my spell

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

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