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Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings.

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Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings.

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

Cynical mug with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid"

- Blank search: zazzle_mug combo_mug 11oz red none

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Mug

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

Cynical poster with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep up during the holidas? This Cranky Christmas Beer Stein is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this beer stein with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I'm dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS. But if the White runs out I'll drink the RED." A great gift for wine lovers, sarcastic personalities, and YOU!

Dreaming of a White Christmas - Funny  T-Shirt

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic door mat rug

"Dead Inside" ribcage t-shirt. Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt featuring a heart-shaped ribcage with pumpkins and flowers.

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Funny Halloween Shirt - "Dead inside" ribcage

Change the words "Straight OUTTA Patience" to your own funny and sarcastic quote. Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the laurels and stars frame: 4 colors available to change.

- Blank search: zazzle_mug combo_mug 11oz yellow none

Funny Mug: Choose Your Sarcastic Words Mug

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- grey poster

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

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Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny T-Shirt

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose. Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

- Blank search: zazzle_mug twotone_mug 15oz lightblue none

Funny Mug: Caution Mood Swing in Progress Lt Blue Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

Make a statement with this funny Christmas Hoodie featuring a sheep and the quote, "BAH HUMBUG"

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

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Other candy favors from various stores