I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on an apron, perfect for entertaining fellow oenophiles.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Adult Apron

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a postcard, our most popular item! 

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very nice kitchen towel, for sprucing up your kitchen and setting a wine mood. Why not?

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very cute t-shirt. Yes, you can wear it to the disco!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a handy wine gift bag to hold the best gift for any cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a set of paper coasters for your next shindig!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a set of paper cocktain napkins for your next shindig!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. This classic funny wine quote and snappy dancer are on a set of stemless wine glasses.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a cool t-shirt. Yes, you can wear it to the disco!

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a fridge magnet, a fun gift for any cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat T-Shirt

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine?

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

Love Like Wine Valentine T-Shirt

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Make Wine Disappear Superpower with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Napkins

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Faux Canvas Print

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Magnet

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Coffee Mug

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Kitchen Towel

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again T-Shirt

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Stemless Wine Glass

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. 

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Label

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Ceramic Ornament

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Tote Bag

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Stone Coaster

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

How Much Do You Spend on Wine? Stemless Wine Glass

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Magnet

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Coffee Mug

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Stone Coaster

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Gift Bag

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

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