I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a pretty kitchen towel. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a handy wine gift bag. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a t-shirt. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of paper coasters. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a coffee mug. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Mug

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun apron. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a rustic wooden box sign, which you can hang in your exercise room above the rowing machine. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a stainless steel thermal wine tumbler. Namasté! 

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.) Namasté! 

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a comfy lumbar pillow. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Lumbar Pillow

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I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a postcard, which you can send to someone you know who is always talking about their yoga pants. Namasté!

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a humorous postcard.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on collectible postcard. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Postcard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon! This funny wine saying is on a postcard.

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on a postcard, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this postcard, which will definitely make a handy gift!

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Mug

Make Wine Disappear Superpower with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Napkins

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Adult Apron

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Postcard

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Stemless Wine Glass

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Tote Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Magnet

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

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