Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favorite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny set of stemless wine glasses. Cheers!

No Great Story Starts with Salad Stemless Wine Glass

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny kitchen towel to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, handy wine gift bag to give to someone who loves wine, red or white!

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

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Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a set of paper coasters.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favorite red wine. This clever wine quote and accompanyine cat is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four). Cheers!

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a pretty stone coaster.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny t-shirt.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a rustic wooden box sign, for displaying on a surface or hanging on a wall.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

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No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to send a card or something to your wine snob friends, and this postcard is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red. Here he is, surrounded by swirling snowflakes, on a holiday postcard.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Postcard

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a postcard


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Postcard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) on a postcard for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Postcard

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a postcard. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Postcard

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars, adding to the mid-century style. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage style and funny wine sayings will love getting this humorous postcard in the mail.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Large Tote Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Toast Stemless Wine Glass

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Label

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Stone Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Cabernet Cat Fan Pattern Wine Gift Bag

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan PopSocket

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

Cabernet Cat Fan Button

Cabernet Cat Fan Maroon Socks

The Cabernet Cat and Blanca Denim Jacket

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

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