I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very nice kitchen towel, for sprucing up your kitchen and setting a wine mood. Why not?

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very cute t-shirt. Yes, you can wear it to the disco!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a postcard, our most popular item! 

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on an apron, perfect for entertaining fellow oenophiles.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Adult Apron

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a mug, a fun gift for you or any other cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Mug

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a fridge magnet, a fun gift for any cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a set of paper coasters for your next shindig!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a classy stone coaster.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a cool t-shirt. Yes, you can wear it to the disco!

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a set of paper cocktain napkins for your next shindig!

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of paper cocktail napkins. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here are paper napkins featuring the funny wine quote.

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these paper cartoon cocktail napkins of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. These would be great gift for a wine drinking party with all your oenophile friends

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine cocktail napkins, perfectly matched to the very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to throw a party for one of your wine snob friends, and paper cartoon cocktail napkins will look very nice on the tables. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. LOL XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a set of paper cocktail napkins for the celebration. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Napkins

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. on a set of paper cocktail napkins, holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Label

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Adult Apron

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Wine Gift Bag

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Stemless Wine Glass

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Mug

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Magnet

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Throw Pillow

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Love Like Wine Valentine Magnet

Love Like Wine Valentine Wine Gift Bag

Love Like Wine Valentine Ceramic Ornament

Love Like Wine Valentine Wine Label

Love Like Wine Valentine Mug

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

Love Like Wine Valentine

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

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