Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very nice kitchen towel, for sprucing up your kitchen and setting a wine mood. Why not?