This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, send her a depiction of this happy scene on a lovely card. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Holiday Card

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This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, send her a depiction of this happy scene on a postcard. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Postcard

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine gift box. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Box

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine carrier bag for her wine. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Bag

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine gift bag for the wine. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Gift Bag

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This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this brand spanking new apron, to replace the ones she's been wearing throughout the long years, taking care of you! You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Adult Apron

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely tote bag. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Tote Bag

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely mug, so she can drink some wine if all the wine glasses are in the dishwasher. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Mug

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give Mam, Mom, or Mum a fun fridge magnet. You can customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum" on the magnet, too!

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely wooden box sign, for desktop or hanging on a wall, so she can look at it and think of you (cough). You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Wooden Box Sign

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This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a set of paper cocktail napkins for the celebration. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Mother's Day Napkins

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a set of punny cocktail napkins!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of cocktail napkins.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper cocktail napkins.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon! This funny wine saying is on a set of paper cocktail napkins.

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here are paper napkins featuring the funny wine quote.

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Napkins

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Card

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Napkins

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat T-Shirt

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Square Paper Coaster

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Glass Coaster

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wine Gift Bag

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Magnet

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Love Like Wine Valentine

You're My Riesling for Living

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

Love Sweet Love! It's about Valentine's Day here, and all the wine quotes about love that go with it, on cards, gifts, apparel ... chocolate! These designs are also perfect just anytime love is in the air!


Wine for Mother's Day Napkins

Wine for Mother's Day Napkins

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