What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on an apron.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a roomy tote bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a handy wine gift bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a rustic wooden box sign, great for displaying or hanging near a wine bar.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute kitchen towel.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute t-shirt.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of paper coasters.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a classy stone coaster.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of cocktail napkins.

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine cocktail napkins, perfectly matched to the very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Napkins

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here are some paper napkins with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Napkins

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this set of paper napkins.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" Oh yeah, and this is a very punny paper napkin! So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living Napkins

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Stemless Wine Glass

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Tote Bag

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Mug

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Yoga Mat

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

It's that time of year again! As holidays go, Christmas is the Big Kahuna, so The Cabernet Cat is on top of it. All kinds of cards to send your wine-loving friends and family members. Coasters, napkins, and such for get-togethers. And, of course, gifts! Whether you are a faithful Christmas person, or just like to take advantage of the festive gaiety of the season to drink wine and do other stuff, here's to you! Cheers! Saluté! Chin Chin! Ho ho ho!

Christmas Wine Quotes

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk T-Shirt

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stone Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Adult Apron

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wine Gift Bag

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about friends and friendship, on a coaster set including these four wine sayings: The best wines are the ones we drink with friends; What's a bottle of wine between friends? Empty; Good friends, good wine, good times; and Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. The Cabernet Cat and a few friends are featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a dear friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'll be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

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Other paper & cloth napkins from various stores