What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a handy wine gift bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a humorous postcard.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a classy stone coaster.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute t-shirt.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on an apron.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute kitchen towel.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a rustic wooden box sign, great for displaying or hanging near a wine bar.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a roomy tote bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of paper coasters.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of cocktail napkins.

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying a set of these cocktail napkins. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a set of paper cartoon cocktail napkins is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Napkins

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" Oh yeah, and this is a very punny paper napkin! So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!


You're My Riesling for Living Napkins

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on cocktail napkins for your next wine tasting party!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Napkins

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Ceramic Ornament

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Postcard

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmas card. There's The C.C. himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and some burgundy stars decoration. You can customize it by changing the text inside to something of your own. Happy Holidays!

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Napkins

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Adult Apron

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Magnet

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Adult Apron

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stone Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

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