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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a left-handed mug!

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Mug

Vintage sepia tone photo of a laughing man, with the caption in a vintage font: You want it WHEN?? An always funny and popular saying, known by anyone who has ever worked under a deadline, whether they work in the cube farm or the corner office.

You Want It WHEN? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for Mute. How many times have you wanted to put this sarcastic, funny quote into action? Well, you could gift this mug to someone you know who pushes all your buttons. Maybe a husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

Didn't Mean to Push All Your Buttons Funny Quote Coffee Mug

When you really, really like something--say, coffee, baseball, your cat, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) mug with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing. Now go out there and get a life, OK?

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Coffee Mug

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Round Pillow

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Faux Canvas Print

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Tote Bag

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Coffee Mug

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover T-Shirt

This pretty kitty would just have to meow once and she'd have you. Maybe yours looks like the cat in this cute cartoon drawing, white with blue eyes, with a pretty pink butterfly perched on her nose, who says "You had me at meow." Any cat lover would understand exactly.

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover

Deadline Schmeadline Notepad

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

Deadline Schmeadline Watch

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Post-it Notes

No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

Deadline Schmeadline

Fancy a cuppa? Here's a lovely nesting cup set, decorated with cute hand painted pots of flowers under latte colored script text. Share a cuppa with a friend or loved one.

Fancy a Cuppa? Coffee Mug Set

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Baby Bodysuit

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Table Lamp

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids T-Shirt

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Hoodie

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun Kid's Flip Flops

Here's a cute purple blob monster with big eyes, sharp teeth, and orange spots. It's full of fun and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran, or Madison the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and they'll have a totally unique custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids

Autumn Leaves Falling, Colors of Fall Cloth Napkin

Autumn Leaves Falling, Colors of Fall Placemat

Autumn Leaves Falling, Colors of Fall Throw Pillow

Autumn Leaves Falling, Colors of Fall Tissue Paper

Autumn Leaves Falling, Colors of Fall Wrapping Paper

This pretty fall design features light green tree leaves that are turning brown as the seasons change from summer to autumn. The leaves fade from view and become almost transparent as they fall.

Autumn Leaves Falling, Colors of Fall

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Other coffee mugs from various stores