If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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Under the Mistletoe Vintage Holiday Coffee Mug

Looking for the perfect vintage Christmas card? Here is a lovely idea featuring a charming old-fashioned colorized illustration of two Victorian women chatting at a party, and a flirtatious gentleman guest holding Christmas mistletoe over their heads. Kissing may ensue!

Under the Mistletoe Vintage Holiday

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable Coffee Mug

Yes, I talk to my cat. She might understand me, you don't know. I don't know about YOUR cat, but mine understands me. Maybe. You never know. So just in case, I talk to her. Here is your opportunity to insert a photo of your cat and make this funny item yours, to send to all your cat person friends. (Better buy several!) THEY will understand, right?

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

Vintage sepia tone photo of a laughing man, with the caption in a vintage font: You want it WHEN?? An always funny and popular saying, known by anyone who has ever worked under a deadline, whether they work in the cube farm or the corner office.

You Want It WHEN? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this cute coffee mug is for you.

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Mug

George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." Great advice. So if you have a skeleton or two in your dysfunctional family closet, roll out the dance floor. Here is the quote in some spooky typography, and a vintage graphic of some skeletons dancing in a bony kick line.

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Mug

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Doormat

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Gift Tags

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Tote Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Postcard

Midcentury Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Wrapping Paper Sheets

A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady Coffee Mug

Hold on, let me overthink this. The overthinking meme that this retro overthinking lady is thinking has been on a lot of funny mugs lately. And rightly so; it's something we can all relate to. So you're perfectly trendy to choose this mug.

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Throw Pillow

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Magnet

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this is just the thing.

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. This pretty design, with its minimalist flowing script, should fit right in with your mindful lifestyle.

Live More Worry Less, Lovely Minimalist

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Bumper Sticker

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

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