What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

Drinkware Set Stemless Wine Glass

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of paper coasters.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a classy stone coaster.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a roomy tote bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute kitchen towel.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a cute t-shirt.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a fun fridge magnet.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a handy wine gift bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on an apron.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a humorous postcard.

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a postcard is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Postcard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a postcard, perfect to send to any wine lover with a sense of humor.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Here are the best friends on a postcard for your collection. Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Postcard

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice postcard. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Postcard

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red. Here he is, surrounded by swirling snowflakes, on a holiday postcard.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Postcard

Box wine. Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny quote on a postcard.

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Tote Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Wine Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Mug

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Wine Label

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good.

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Kitchen Towel

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Gift Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Postcard

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wine Label

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Tote Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

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