So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a cute kitchen towel to put you in an oenophilic mood while you're making supper. For example.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very set of paper coasters for your next shindig.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, The Cabernet Cat, on a very nice set up stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a postcard for you or a wine lover friend.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Postcard

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice tote bag for toting some wine you just bought. There might be room in there for some cheese too. Baguette? That's pushing it.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, The Cabernet Cat himself, on a very nice wine gift bag.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice stone coaster. You'll need at least 4, right?

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a t-shirt for you or a wine lover friend.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice fridge magnet for your kitchen, metal filing cabinet at work, anywhere (magnetic) you'd like to be reminded of wine.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Magnet

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So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice apron to help keep things light in the kitchen or wine bar.

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool Cabernet Cat you know and love.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny. Take this lovely apron, for example. No really, take it.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Adult Apron

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a wine tasting with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Adult Apron

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here is a customizable apron featuring the funny wine quote.

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Adult Apron

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on an apron, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Adult Apron

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very funny apron.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on an apron, perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Square Paper Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Label

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Ceramic Ornament

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Postcard

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Love Like Wine Valentine Magnet

Love Like Wine Valentine Napkins

Love Like Wine Valentine Wine Label

Love Like Wine Valentine

Love Like Wine Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Love Like Wine Valentine Stemless Wine Glass

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Tote Bag

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine  Stemless Wine Glass

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

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