So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a t-shirt for you or a wine lover friend.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, The Cabernet Cat, on a very nice set up stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a cute kitchen towel to put you in an oenophilic mood while you're making supper. For example.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a postcard for you or a wine lover friend.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Postcard

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice fridge magnet for your kitchen, metal filing cabinet at work, anywhere (magnetic) you'd like to be reminded of wine.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Magnet

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice stone coaster. You'll need at least 4, right?

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very set of paper coasters for your next shindig.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice tote bag for toting some wine you just bought. There might be room in there for some cheese too. Baguette? That's pushing it.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice apron to help keep things light in the kitchen or wine bar.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

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So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, The Cabernet Cat himself, on a very nice wine gift bag.

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool Cabernet Cat you know and love.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a starry, sparkly wine gift bag. There's The Cat himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine. Patiently.


Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a handy wine gift bag--starring Ms. B. herself--which would make a fine receptacle for all your Hallowine gift.

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" Oh yeah, and this is a very punny wine gift bag ! So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere!  And don't forget to personalize with a signature!

You're My Riesling for Living Wine Gift Bag

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny wine gift bag!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers! Have a fantastic wine gift bag on us! Well, actually you do need to pay for it.

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wine Gift Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a festive wine gift bag, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. Add your own text for gifting to friends or loved ones.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

Hey, Mother (or Mom, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about friends and friendship, on a coaster set including these four wine sayings: The best wines are the ones we drink with friends; What's a bottle of wine between friends? Empty; Good friends, good wine, good times; and Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. The Cabernet Cat and a few friends are featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a dear friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'll be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Friendship Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Postcard

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Napkins

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Tote Bag

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Postcard

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Mug

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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