Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

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Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a that sentiment superimposed over a photo of an open book and a pair of reading glasses, a perfect gift for any book lover.

Rather Be Reading | Book Lover Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

Pun Intended, Funny Word Nerd Coffee Mug

Here's a fun, funny design for word nerds: "No Pun Intended" with the "No" crossed out in a bold red scribble. Voila! Pun intended!

Pun Intended, wait, no pun intended

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this cute coffee mug is your thing.

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Mug

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny mug, a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke Coffee Mug

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady Coffee Mug

Hold on, let me overthink this. The overthinking meme that this retro overthinking lady is thinking has been on a lot of funny mugs lately. And rightly so; it's something we can all relate to. So you're perfectly trendy to choose this mug.

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady

If you're a coffee lover or caffeine addict or both, it's true: Coffee makes everything better. Here is a young woman from the mid-century in a vintage ad illustration, who enthusiastically agrees, and she's holding her morning cup of joe with a big, happy smile on her face, looking at her fellow coffee fiend knowingly. The background of the label is a warm tomato red. On the back of the mug is the mug owner's name, in a matching, color-coordinated style.

Coffee Makes Everything Better Vintage Ad Coffee Mug

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Kid's Flip Flops

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids T-Shirt

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Apron

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby Bib

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Here's a cute purple cyclops monster with one big eye and one little eye (on the tip of its tail!), orange spots, and jaggedy teeth. But it's totally friendly and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mama, Papa, Auntie, Uncle, Grandmother, Grandfather, or Jonathan the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon t-shirt that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny T-Shirt

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Coffee Mug

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this t-shirt is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny

This is one piece of a collection called a "Desk Set": a handful of products that you can put on your desk at work, to spruce things up and wipe away your work day blahs. Each set (there are four) has a similar pretty design: This one is pastel watercolor waves of yellow, pink and lavender, flecked with tiny gold hearts. It also features a moving quote about work, which you can enjoy as is, or replace with one of your own choosing.

Desk Decor, Yellow Violet Waves, Work Quote Paperweight

The Three-Pronged Blivet: a sort of optical illusion, loved by geeks and other very smart, cool people everywhere. Here represented simply by a black and white drawing.

Three-Pronged Blivet Cool Geeky Drawing Poster

I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor typographer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So he's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

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