Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time. This sarcastic, funny quote is on a very witty women's t-shirt.

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote T-Shirt

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Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time. This sarcastic, funny quote is on a very classy hot drink mug, that is, unless you'll be using it for hooch instead.

Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time.

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote Coffee Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

For the Christmas holiday, peacetime, or anytime, a beautiful way to say "peace on earth" is with this chic minimalist typographical image of the Latin "dona nobis pacem" (give us peace), in a simple handwritten script typeface that rolls across the surface as though the words are holding hands. An excellent choice for this coffee mug.

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Coffee Mug

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your coffee mug say it for you! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Mug

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for Mute. How many times have you wanted to put this sarcastic, funny quote into action? Well, you could gift this mug to someone you know who pushes all your buttons. Maybe a husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

Didn't Mean to Push All Your Buttons Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this cute coffee mug is for you.

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Mug

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stein

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stei Beer Stein

Whether you have a Class A, B, or C mobile home, trailer, camper, or van, when you're on the road and things inside the RV are rolling, life rocks and we're all happy campers. Here is a perky, cheerful text design that includes a cartoon drawing of an orange camper van RV rolling its way to the next RV park.

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

What does it mean to embrace the journey of life? Don't obsess about goals, finish lines, and results, but give yourself permission to experiment, make mistakes, get up again. Focus on the path you're on and be OK with who you are right now. This inspiring quote, in minimalist script typography, is on a perfectly simple mug to look at while you're having your morning coffee, perfect for setting you on a positive path.

Embrace the Journey Inspiring Quote Minimalist Two-Tone Coffee Mug

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Coffee Mug

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Keychain

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Button

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence T-Shirt

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think?

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence

Ever heard "Do what you love and the money will follow"? Of course, it's not that easy, even when you follow instructions exactly. You still may end up waiting a long time for that money. Here's a funny parody of that famous saying, on a greeting card (punch line on the inside), featuring a very cute black and white cat.

"Do what you love" Satire, Funny Card

Monster Funny Fun for Kids Drawstring Bag

Monster Funny Fun For Kids Printed Backpack

A bright yellow-green backpack awaits, decorated with playful, fun funny cartoon monsters for young kids, with googly eyes, dancing legs, and friendly waving arms. A red monster bus full of adorable blue, green, purple, orange, and yellow critters has a place to feature a child's first name, and three of them reappear and frolic playfully over it. These friendly funny cute cartoon critters are the same as those featured in the "Little Monsters Fun for Kids" collection at k8coGifts, so be sure to match the backpack with a t-shirt or other fun accessory that's available there. Above all, be prepared for lots of funny fun all around and one happy child carrying books and supplies to school or elsewhere on their travels.

Monster Fun for Kids - Backpacks!

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Plaque

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Metal Print

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Magnet

Your Footsteps Home Love Poem Postcard

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Canvas Print

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your love, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a postcard with the poem, a musical quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to send to someone you care about very much. You can add your own message in the matching font, or delete the template.
[photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Brownie

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Square Paper Coaster

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Paper Plates

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo!

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote Coffee Mug

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