The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twister way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural T-Shirt Postcard

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Hoodie

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural T-Shirt

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The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twisting way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your coffee mug say it for you! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Mug

When you really, really like something--say, coffee, baseball, your cat, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) mug with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing. Now go out there and get a life, OK?

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Coffee Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

Don't demonize black cats! The Humane Society says: Don't be afraid to adopt a black cat during the Halloween season! Because, like Stevie says, superstition ain't the way. Black cats aren't evil or bad luck, or witches' familiars. They're just cats. [Photo by Humberto Arellano on Unsplash]

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Mug

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a left-handed mug!

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Mug

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

Simple black and white drawing of an optical illusion: the 3-pronged blivet, also known as the poiuyt, impossible trident, or devil's tuning fork. Any geek would love this very cool gift.

Three-Pronged Blivet, Impossible Trident T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Paper Plates

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Button

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Napkins

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo!

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Postcard

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Tote Bag

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Eraser

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows T-Shirt

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Button

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Throw Pillow

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda Sticker

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Funny Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Tote Bag

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Exercising feels great until you compare it to not exercising. Or working out vs. not working out. This coffee mug displays a comical drawing of a woman in exercise clothes doing her abs workout, which includes many sit ups, along with the funny quote in a humorous font. Does she look like she's  having a good time?

Exercising vs. Not Exercising Funny Quote Coffee Mug

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

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