If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Magnet

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids T-Shirt

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby Bodysuit

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Toddler T-shirt

Here's a hairy orange monster that's full of fun, who has googly eyes, blue arms and legs, and a funny smile, and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran, or Jordan the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and you'll have a totally unique custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids

My little brother is a single dad who is always talking about how much he loves and is proud of his son (who is awesome). I think that's pretty great. Love ya, Little Bro.

Love My Kid, Single Dad T-Shirt

So what WAS your intention in the way of punning? You need to be clear on these things. Was your pun intended? Or was there no pun intended? Are you a pun lover or are you not? OK, I'll leave you alone now. But think about it, OK?

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect T-Shirt

I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct. OK, so try it the old fashioned way: No AutoCorrect at all! Then... wait for it... PROOFREAD YOUR TEXT. Don't be a sissy! Turn off AutoCorrect!

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect

Do you know someone who is really fun to be around, strong and sassy, maybe a little bad-assy? Tell them they're awesome and that you will always love them just like the way they are. Give the gift of feistiness! I mean, stay feisty, my friend!

Stay Feisty Encouragement T-Shirt

Nonchalant | Chalant AF T-Shirt

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. With its minimalist flowing script design, this design should fit right in with a mindful lifestyle. [Created especially for a faithful fan. Thank you, Teresa!]

Live More Worry Less, Lovely Minimalist T-Shirt

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Don't Demonize Black Cats!

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover

This collection is everything fun, funny, weird, cute, and pretty about our favorite pets -- cats!

Cats

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Magnet

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Button

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme T-Shirt

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Car Magnet

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Plaque

Your Footsteps Home | Forever Love Poem Poster

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Postcard

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Magnet

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Card

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your love, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a postcard with the poem, a musical quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to send to someone you care about very much. You can add your own message in the matching font, or delete the template.
[photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

Cute, hand-drawn doodles of funny cats, and text such as "Cats" and "Meow," in silly black drawings on a white background, funny kitty pattern on these totally cute leggings. Fun to wear for cat lovers.

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

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