If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Rubber Stamp

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Socks

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Keychain

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Magnet

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Button

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke T-Shirt

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. 

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think? Here's a t-shirt with a positive, proud outlook on life.

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence T-Shirt

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural T-Shirt

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Hoodie

The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twisting way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable T-Shirt

Yes, I talk to my cat. She might understand me, you don't know. I don't know about YOUR cat, but mine understands me. Maybe. You never know. So just in case, I talk to her. Here is your opportunity to insert a photo of your cat and make this funny item yours, to send to all your cat person friends. (Better buy several!) THEY will understand, right?

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Tank Top

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme T-Shirt

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme

When I See Cows, Funny Meme T-Shirt

When I See Cows, Funny Farm Animal T-Shirt

When I See Cows, Cow Lovers Quote Hoodie

It's weird but true: When I'm driving along with someone in the car with me, and I see some cows outside, I will always say, "Cows!" Come on, you do it too. In fact, it's become a popular meme, if you're cool that is. And here it is with a pretty black and white cow to illustrate, in case you're a cow lover.

When I See Cows

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls, RV Fun Kitchen Towel

Life Rocks Retro Design Large Clock

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls, RV Doormat

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls,  Glamping Bottle Cooler

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls, RV Fun Accent Pillow

Truer words were never rock and roll spoken! All you RV campers and glampers know it's true. So here's a must-have addition to your glamping essential supplies. "Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls," in a cool 50s design, with a brown burlap background, that'll really razz your berries! But you don't have to be a baby boomer to enjoy it. Everybody loves camping!

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny Keychain

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you (not literally) from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with daisies.

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny

Be Nice Kindness Message

Stay Feisty Encouragement

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu

Life Is Short, Go For It!

Kindness Works | Be Kind

The designs in this collection have one thing in common: They are all meant to be motivational, encouraging, positive... all the good stuff about being humans ourselves, and interacting with other humans in kind, feel-good, uplifting ways.

Motivational Messages

Fancy a cuppa? Here's a lovely nesting cup set, decorated with cute hand painted pots of flowers under latte colored script text. Share a cuppa with a friend or loved one.

Fancy a Cuppa? Coffee Mug Set

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Plaque

Your Footsteps Home | Forever Love Poem Poster

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Metal Print

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Card

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Canvas Print

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your love, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a postcard with the poem, a musical quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to send to someone you care about very much. You can add your own message in the matching font, or delete the template.
[photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Faux Canvas Print

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby Bib

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids T-Shirt

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby Bodysuit

Here's a hairy orange monster that's full of fun, who has googly eyes, blue arms and legs, and a funny smile, and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran, or Jordan the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and you'll have a totally unique custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Round Pillow

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Faux Canvas Print

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Tote Bag

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Coffee Mug

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover T-Shirt

This pretty kitty would just have to meow once and she'd have you. Maybe yours looks like the cat in this cute cartoon drawing, white with blue eyes, with a pretty pink butterfly perched on her nose, who says "You had me at meow." Any cat lover would understand exactly.

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

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