If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Very punny! To be or not to be, only not. To pun or not to pun, that is the question. Because it's all about whether your pun was intended or not. Wow, where is a word nerd when you need one?

To Pun or Not to Pun, Punny Parody T-Shirt

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There T-Shirt

You've heard the popular quote, "When nothing goes right, go left." Here it is typographically, artistically presenting the text in an eye-catching font, using bold color and word play to show the inspiring message, black and purple letters on a white background, or white and purple on black.

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There

Crochet is the answer, and I don't even care what the question was. You understand if you love to crochet. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography of the popular meme, and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with crochet hook and all.

Crochet Is the Answer, What Was the Question? T-Shirt

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design T-Shirt

There's no argument with the familiar "It is what it is" meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, or a great words tattoo idea.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design

Bookaholic on the Road T-Shirt

I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I'm a bookaholic on the road to the library. In fact, I never even tried to quit, because I love to read! Reading is good for everyone and everything. I have my books in a bookcase because I love to look at them. But there are also stacks of books that won't fit into my bookcase. And I keep them after I've read them! If this sounds familiar to you, you have come to the right place. The design is simple black type on a light background, or white type on dark.

Bookaholic on the Road

Simple black and white drawing of an optical illusion: the 3-pronged blivet, also known as the poiuyt, impossible trident, or devil's tuning fork. Any geek would love this very cool gift.

Three-Pronged Blivet, Impossible Trident T-Shirt



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This cute little fawn says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor fawn, wearing her new reading glasses and accompanied by one blue butterfly and two busy ladybugs. And she's perched on top of some of her very favorite things: Books! The red text matches her ladybug friends. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Here it is on a t-shirt. And don't forget to add this book lover's name!

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn T-Shirt

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying Canvas Print

Simply Begin | Inspiring Saying Plaque

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying Poster

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying Magnet

To "simply begin" is sometimes the hardest part of the creation process. On the other hand, those words can motivate you to relax, let all your excuses fall away, and get started, take the first step forward. Here are those simple words of advice, in a typographical design of two lines of text in a unique handwritten, brushed font.

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Large Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Throw Pillow

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Faux Canvas Print

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Tote Bag

This cute baby turtle (or "hatchling") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor turtle hatchling, wearing his reading glasses and adorned with a few daisies and one ladybug, and doing his very favorite thing: Reading a book! He even has a stack of more books to read after this one. The brown text matches the turtle's glasses and shell. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Card

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Faux Canvas Print

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke T-Shirt

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Magnet

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Mug

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Postcard

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. 

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Wrapping Paper

Christmas Multicolor Ornaments Gift Tags

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Apron

Christmas Multicolor Ornaments Tissue Paper

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Wrapping Paper Sheets

Here is a unique, festive design with pretty watercolor Christmas ball ornaments hanging from strings at different levels; pink, yellow, blue, and green, in various tones and shades, creating a shiny, reflective look, all on a white background. Treat yourself to something a little different from red and green this year.

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments

If you love to knit, you know that knitting is always the answer, no matter what the question was. Any knitter knows. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography of the funny message and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with knitting needles and all.

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

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