If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you become the best you can be! (Not that you weren't pretty great already.)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Apron

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Apron

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Here's a cute green monster filled with fun, who has big eyes, four waving arms and three legs, all on a bright yellow background, and it wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran or another family member or friend, you can add the little person's name and your title, and they'll have a totally unique kid’s custom cartoon apron that's all their own.

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun Apron

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern Apron

Creepy bats flying in a random pattern cover these cute Halloween items, with tiny white stars filling the spaces here and there, setting your spooky Halloween mood. Available in an array of background colors. And many are customizable, of course!

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern

Here is a unique, festive all-over print apron with pretty watercolor Christmas ball ornaments hanging from strings at different levels; pink, yellow, blue, and green, in various tones and shades, creating a shiny, reflective look, all on a white background. Decorate yourself in something a little different from red and green this year.

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Apron

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to send or say a Christmas holiday greeting that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here is a funny alternative to the typical holiday apron with the Christmas wish, colorfully illustrated with said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Apron

Bookaholic on the Road T-Shirt

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Bookaholic on the Road Tote Bag

Bookaholic on the Road Poster

I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I'm a bookaholic on the road to the library. In fact, I never even tried to quit, because I love to read! Reading is good for everyone and everything. I have my books in a bookcase because I love to look at them. But there are also stacks of books that won't fit into my bookcase. And I keep them after I've read them! If this sounds familiar to you, you have come to the right place. The design is simple black type on a light background, or white type on dark.

Bookaholic on the Road

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls

Friendly RV Welcome Custom

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

This happy camper collection includes fun, funny gifts and accessories for RV lovers and tent campers/glampers, whether you have a recreational vehicle, mobile home, travel trailer, fifth wheel, camper van, tent, or sleeping pad/sleeping bag.

Worlds of Camping and Glamping

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Baby T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Coffee Mug

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Gamma's Pi, Pi Day

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote T-Shirt

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote

Pun Intended, Funny Word Nerd Coffee Mug

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

Here's a fun, funny design for word nerds: "No Pun Intended" with the "No" crossed out in a bold red scribble. Voila! Pun intended!

Pun Intended, wait, no pun intended

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Throw Pillow

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Tote Bag

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Mug

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas T-Shirt

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas Keychain

Have you ever been in one of those moods? When you just want to be with your cat, drink some wine, and watch British crime dramas? Binge watch for hours? Hasn't everyone? Here are some cute illustrations of a cat, a glass of red wine, and a cartoon yellow and blue checked UK police car, along with some clever typography for a funny saying about your happy place.

Cats, Wine, and British Crime Dramas

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect T-Shirt

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In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Two-Tone Coffee Mug

I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct. OK, so try it the old fashioned way: No AutoCorrect at all! Then... wait for it... PROOFREAD YOUR TEXT. Don't be a sissy! Turn off AutoCorrect!

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

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