If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Keychain

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Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Button

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this loud and crazy apron, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a great math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Apron

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern Apron

Creepy bats flying in a random pattern cover these cute Halloween items, with tiny white stars filling the spaces here and there, setting your spooky Halloween mood. Available in an array of background colors. And many are customizable, of course!

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern

Here's a cute purple cyclops monster with one big eye and one little eye (on the tip of its tail!), orange spots, and jaggedy teeth, all on a light purple background. But it's totally friendly and wants to be your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mama, Papa, Auntie, Uncle, Grandmother, Grandfather, or Jonathan the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon apron that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Apron

Here's a cute green monster filled with fun, who has big eyes, four waving arms and three legs, all on a bright yellow background, and it wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran or another family member or friend, you can add the little person's name and your title, and they'll have a totally unique kid’s custom cartoon apron that's all their own.

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun Apron

Cute, hand-drawn doodles pattern of funny cats, and text such as "Cats" and "Meow," in tiny, silly black drawings on a white background. Funny kitty pattern on this totally cute apron, which you can customize. Fun to wear for cat lovers who like to cook or who need to protect their clothing from big messes.

Cat Doodles, Funny Black and White Kitties Pattern Apron

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to send or say a Christmas holiday greeting that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here is a funny alternative to the typical holiday apron with the Christmas wish, colorfully illustrated with said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Apron

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Cute, hand-drawn doodles of funny cats, and text such as "Cats" and "Meow," in silly black drawings on a white background, funny kitty pattern on these totally cute leggings. Fun to wear for cat lovers.

Cat Doodles, Funny Black and White Kitties Pattern Leggings

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Eraser

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows T-Shirt

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Button

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Throw Pillow

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying

Five by Five in the Awesome Eighties

Here are different types of products with the theme of language and favorite sayings and slang from the fifties, sixties, seventies, and eighties. They're represented with striking typography that fits their time period. T-shirts with the "lingo retro" are just one gift idea for someone you know who lived that time and still loves to remember it! New sayings will be added, so stay tuned!

Lingo Retro

This is one crazy optical illusion! A simple black and white graphic of the three-pronged blivet, confusing the world population for many years. Highly recommended reading is Wikipedia's explanation of the "Impossible Trident."

Three-Pronged Blivet Geeky Optical Illusion T-Shirt

Blue Mountains Photography, Motivational Quote Desk Mat

Blue Mountains Photography, Life Journey Quote Desk Mat

Blue Mountains Photography, Be Here Now Quote Desk Mat

Inspire your desk work with a mat that features stunning nature photography. This desk mat creates a breathtaking blue mountains landscape with a subtly located motivational quote to help you be creative and stay energized. It's the perfect office decor for any nature photography lover. [Photo: Sergey Pesterev on unsplash.com]

Blue Mountains Photography,

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable Coffee Mug

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable T-Shirt

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Custom Postcard

Yes, I talk to my cat. She might understand me, you don't know. I don't know about YOUR cat, but mine understands me. Maybe. You never know. So just in case, I talk to her. Here is your opportunity to insert a photo of your cat and make this funny item yours, to send to all your cat person friends. (Better buy several!) THEY will understand, right?

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think? Here's a t-shirt with a positive, proud outlook on life.

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

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