If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Magnet

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

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Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to send or say a Christmas holiday greeting that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here is a cute, funny button with the Christmas wish, colorfully illustrated by said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Button

Where are the cats? I was told there would be cats! I would like my money back, please. Oh! There they are! What a relief. I find I don't enjoy being anywhere unless there are plenty of cats. Here is the popular meme on a button, you lucky cat lover.

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Button

Well, did you intend that pun or not? Are you trying to be punny, I mean, funny? I am a word nerd so I know when word play is happening and when it's not. Usually. I'd better find a word lover and get clear here. Be right back. Oh, this is a cool button, BTW.

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live it up a little. Wear the tutu! Here's a cute little button to remind you.

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Button

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Go For It!

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? T-Shirt

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Magnet

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Card

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Glass

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke T-Shirt

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Can Cooler

Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind him every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or George, Georgia, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile.

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke

When Nothing Goes Right | Reversible Tote Bag

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There T-Shirt

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There Poster

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There

You've heard the popular quote, "When nothing goes right, go left." Here it is typographically, artistically presenting the text in an eye-catching font, using bold color and word play to show the inspiring message, black and purple letters on a white background, or white and purple on black.

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, and very wise, quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on an acrylic print with a black handwritten brushed font, and an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside.

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons | Love Quote Acrylic Print

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Poster

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

You Know the Drill, Funny T-Shirt

You Know the Drill, Funny Tote Bag

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

Come one, you know the drill. No, what was the drill again?

You Know the Drill, Funny

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram Reversible Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Grocery Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Mug

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Coffee Mug Set

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

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