If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach, short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy long walks on the beach. What else do they need to know?

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

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Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Magnet

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

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Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo Button

Well, did you intend that pun or not? Are you trying to be punny, I mean, funny? I am a word nerd so I know when word play is happening and when it's not. Usually. I'd better find a word lover and get clear here. Be right back. Oh, this is a cool button, BTW.

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? Button

Check the facts. It's because proof. Because not airy fairy maybe. Because data. It's because science. Show your conviction on a button.

Because Science Button

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a button (in sizes small to colossal)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Button

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live it up a little. Wear the tutu! Here's a cute little button to remind you.

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme T-Shirt

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Grocery Bag

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Throw Pillow

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Square Paper Coaster

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme

I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor typographer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So he's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

I Need More Spac | Funny Word Play T-Shirt

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern

Danger Beware of Introvert

Not in the Moo

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people

Designs to do with popular memes and messages, sayings and quotes! If you love words and quotes and sayings like I do, you're in for a browsing good time.

Memes, Quotes, and Messages!

No Window Faux Window Funny Work Place Postcard

No Window Faux Window Funny Work Place Magnet

No Window Faux Window Funny Work Place Sticker

No Window Faux Window Funny Work Place Poster

No Window Faux Window Funny Work Place Note Card

If you don't have a window in your office or cubicle, try putting up a picture of a window. It's almost like the real thing! Try this cartoon, hand-drawn window, complete with curtains, looking out onto a photograph of a peaceful nature scene. It's a magnet!

Faux Window for No Window

When I See Cows

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows

Greetings, Cow Lovers and Fans! Here are some designs featuring your favorite farm animal, on all sorts of fun products. Let's hear it for the cattle! Moo!

Hey Look! Cows!

This is one crazy optical illusion! A simple black and white graphic of the three-pronged blivet, confusing the world population for many years. Highly recommended reading is Wikipedia's explanation of the "Impossible Trident."

Three-Pronged Blivet Geeky Optical Illusion T-Shirt

You Glow Girl, You Got This! Foil Card

This is the greeting card you choose when you want to give some extra special encouragement to a friend or loved one. A super way of saying "you go girl": You Glow Girl! in a modern script font in shiny real gold or silver foil, inside a smart, fun border. Inside: your choice of photo, with "You've Got This!" (in hot pink) and your signature--or anything you'd like to say; it's fully customizable. There is no way the lucky recipient of your card can fail.

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

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