"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! For your enjoyment and edification, here is a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a t-shirt, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a funny coffee mug, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a set of paper coasters.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, The Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a funny postcard, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Postcard

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! Here is a handy wine gift bag!

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a cool stone coaster. This is sandstone, but there are other types as well.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a rustic wooden box sign, complete with source note. This is great as a little wall art thing.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a fun kitchen towel, or tea towel, as some people say.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

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"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on an apron, perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on an apron. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Adult Apron

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a fun apron.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun apron for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Adult Apron

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Here are the best friends on a fun apron for entertaining a crowd or more intimate group. Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Adult Apron

There's red wine, white wine, rose, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Here's an apron to wear this fun design on. Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Adult Apron

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this helpful apron, a thoughtful gift for yourself and/or a fellow zoomer.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Funny Wine Cabernet Cat Fan  Button

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Napkins

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Square Paper Coaster

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Kitchen Towel

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun T-Shirt

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Adult Apron

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose?

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

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