I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this set of paper napkins.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute, fun kitchen towel would be perfect kitchen decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this handy wine gift bag.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses ("The Cabernet Cat"), holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This rustic wooden box sign would be perfect patio decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine lover!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute apron would be perfect for your kitchen or wine bar.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute, fun fridge magnet would be perfect kitchen decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Magnet

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This classy stone coaster would be perfect home decor for you or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute t-shirt would be a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this set of paper coasters.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. A classic funny wine quote from The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage font. Looking great on this set of stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

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I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute postcard would be perfect for any cat loving wine fan!

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Maybe today you're going to mail this excellent postcard to a friend or loved one.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is. All this can be yours on a funny pink postcard!

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a postcard, which you can send to someone you know who is always talking about their yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this postcard, which will definitely make a handy gift!

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny postcard. 

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Postcard

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine bar: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Postcard

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Poker Cards

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Holiday Postcard

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Sparkling Wine Label

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Square Paper Coaster

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Magnet

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

You're My Riesling for Living

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Do you like a good play on words? Wine puns are very popular, and we're always looking for the punniest. Here are a few punny ones.

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Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

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