Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a cute tote bag.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Tote Bag

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a cute pink hearts-pattern apron.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun stone coaster.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Stone Coaster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a set of fun paper coasters.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a funny wine bottle label.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Wine Label

Roses are red, violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose one, set of two, or set of four).

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a handy wine gift bag.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a festive ceramic ornament.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Ceramic Ornament

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering a picture of his Cupid self on some yummy Hershey's Kisses! Happy Valentine's Day!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on cute pink products.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

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Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! 

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this postcard, which will definitely make a handy gift!

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Here are the best friends on a postcard for your collection. Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Postcard

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a postcard, which you can send to someone you know who is always talking about their yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a fun postcard with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Postcard

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine and Judge Funny Cat Gift Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

You're My Riesling for Living Napkins

You're My Riesling for Living T-Shirt

You're My Riesling for Living Stone Coaster

You're My Riesling for Living Wine Gift Bag

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Faux Canvas Print

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Magnet

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Coffee Mug

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Kitchen Towel

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again T-Shirt

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Stemless Wine Glass

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. 

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Adult Apron

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Card

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Coaster Sets!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Ceramic Ornament

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Napkins

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!"

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

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