I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this set of paper coasters.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. A classic funny wine quote from The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage font. Looking great on this set of stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this set of paper napkins.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute t-shirt would be a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute apron would be perfect for your kitchen or wine bar.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute, fun fridge magnet would be perfect kitchen decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Magnet

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute postcard would be perfect for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses ("The Cabernet Cat"), holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This rustic wooden box sign would be perfect patio decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine lover!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this handy wine gift bag.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This classy stone coaster would be perfect home decor for you or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in '20 and '21 (and still popular today). The funny quote is on this very nice stone coaster, which will definitely make a handy gift!

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun stone coaster.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Stone Coaster

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this classy stone coaster is just the thing (four types of stone to choose from). So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Stone Coaster

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stone Coaster

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a classy stone coaster.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very fine stone coaster.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a classy stone coaster.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Label

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful T-Shirt

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Square Paper Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Gift Bag

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stemless Wine Glass

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Ceramic Ornament

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Saying Wine Gift Bag

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Wooden Box Sign

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Kitchen Towel

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stemless Wine Glass

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Square Paper Coaster

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine T-Shirt

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Adult Apron

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Postcard

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Talking to the Wine Thermal Wine Tumbler

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tri-Blend Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Poker Cards

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Sticker

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Label

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun T-Shirt

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Magnet

Everything Happens for a Riesling Thermal Wine Tumbler

Everything happens for a Riesling! This punny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this design's for you. Cheers!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

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