I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Napkins

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Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on a mug, so you can dream of happy hour as you're having your morning caffeine.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE mug to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Mug

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely mug, so she can drink some wine if all the wine glasses are in the dishwasher. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Mug

I drink wine with The Cabernet Cat. Are you one of the faithful who've been a fan of The Cabernet Cat and his funny wine quotes from way back? Or did you just discover him on Zazzle, or other places where k8company products can be found? Either way, you *need* one of these mugs to drink your coffee in (when you're not drinking wine), show solidarity, and, well, just because they're cool. You can find The Cabernet Cat on zazzle.com/thecabernetcat.

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan Mug

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine tasting: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one day. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a coffee mug.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Funny Wine Cabernet Cat Fan  Button

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Wine Label

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Postcard

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun T-Shirt

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Poker Cards

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Everything Happens for a Riesling Thermal Wine Tumbler

Everything Happens for a Riesling Stemless Wine Glass

Everything happens for a Riesling! This punny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this design's for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun T-Shirt

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Tote Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Love Like Wine Valentine

Love Like Wine Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Love Like Wine Valentine Hershey's Miniatures

Love Like Wine Valentine Mug

Love Like Wine Valentine T-Shirt

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

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