"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a t-shirt, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a fun fridge magnet.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Magnet

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a cool stone coaster. This is sandstone, but there are other types as well.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! Here is a handy wine gift bag!

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a set of paper coasters.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a rustic wooden box sign, complete with source note. This is great as a little wall art thing.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! For your enjoyment and edification, here is a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a funny tote bag, complete with source note and appearance of The Cat on the back.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a humorous wine label. I figure this label could go on the back of the bottle, when you use another of our excellent labels on the front! 

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Label

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"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a funny coffee mug, complete with source note.

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a funny vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The Cat and funny quote are all on a fun mug.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! 

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely mug, so she can drink some wine if all the wine glasses are in the dishwasher. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Mug

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive mug (which might have wine in it)!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Mug

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this mug might be just the thing. It has the funny cat wine saying with a bonus on the other side: (This might be Pinot Grigio.) So you can cross that off your shopping list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Coffee Mug

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a coffee mug (but who's to say what you really put in it) is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Coffee Mug

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Magnet

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Stone Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Coaster Sets!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Magnet

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

You're My Riesling for Living

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Do you like a good play on words? Wine puns are very popular, and we're always looking for the punniest. Here are a few punny ones.

Punny Wine Quotes

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Magnet

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmas card. There's The C.C. himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and some burgundy stars decoration. You can customize it by changing the text inside to something of your own. Happy Holidays!

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

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