I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the classic funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Please choose a set of one, two, or four.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a fun fridge magnet. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a fun fridge magnet. (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a mug. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for any reason while holding a glass of wine. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters.  (This design is also available with customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for any reason while holding a glass of wine. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a stone coaster.  (This design is also available with customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a stone magnet. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a stone magnet.  (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Magnet

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a tote bag. And don't forget to add a custom line.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters.  (This design is also available without customization.)

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on an all-over print apron. And don't forget to add your custom text.

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fancy apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) on an apron for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Apron

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" Oh yeah, and this is a very punny, pretty apron! So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! (No, I didn't leave out the "h." It's a wine pun! Get it? Your turn to WINE. That's right: You raised a kid with a great sense of humor.) And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Apron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a cute pink hearts-pattern apron.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Throw Pillow

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne Wooden Box Sign

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Postcard

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wine Label

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stone Coaster

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Card

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Magnet

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Apron

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Apron

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