I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on an all-over print apron. And don't forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Apron

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a fun fridge magnet. (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a mug. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on paper napkins.  (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters.  (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on paper napkins. (This design is also available with customization.)

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for any reason while holding a glass of wine. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters.  (This design is also available with customization.)

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the classic funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Please choose a set of one, two, or four.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a fun kitchen towel. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on a mug, so you can dream of happy hour as you're having your morning caffeine.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine tasting: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one day. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny quote on a mug.

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Mug

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a coffee mug to add to your wine quotes collection!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Coffee Mug

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny mug.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Mug

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Label

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Adult Apron

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

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A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

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Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Adult Apron

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Wine Gift Bag

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Tote Bag

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Holiday Postcard

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Sparkling Wine Label

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Magnet

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

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