I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for any reason while holding a glass of wine. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a stone coaster.  (This design is also available with customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a handy wine gift bag. 

I Tried Running Funny Quote Wine Gift Bag

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on an all-over print apron. And don't forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Apron

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a fun fridge magnet. (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a mug. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on paper napkins.  (This design is also available without customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on paper napkins. (This design is also available with customization.)

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a postcard. And don’t forget to add your custom text.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Postcard

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for any reason while holding a glass of wine. Here is the popular funny wine quote on square paper coasters.  (This design is also available with customization.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a stone magnet.  (This design is also available without customization.)

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Magnet

There's red wine, white wine, rosé, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend getting together to share some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Here's a special stone magnet to remind you of a close friendship. Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Stone Magnet

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Happy New Year wine quotes and best wishes from The Cabernet Cat and Cousin Blanca!

New Year’s Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Adult Apron

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Sticker

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tri-Blend Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Poker Cards

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Stone Coaster

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Gift Bag

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Adult Apron

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Label

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Faux Canvas Print

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Magnet

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Ceramic Ornament

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmas card. There's The C.C. himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and some burgundy stars decoration. You can customize it by changing the text inside to something of your own. Happy Holidays!

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Magnet

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stone Coaster

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Square Paper Coaster

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Wine Quotes for Toasting

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Label

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Label

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful T-Shirt

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Square Paper Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Postcard

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Gift Bag

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stemless Wine Glass

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Kitchen Towel

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Magnet

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Magnet

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