"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice t-shirt. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice unisex t-shirt. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice unisex t-shirt. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice wooden box sign, which can sit on a flat surface (like a desk) or hung on a wall. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice kitchen towel (or tea towel, if you like). Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Kitchen Towel

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice apron. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Adult Apron

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice wine gift bag. (Also the wine label, of course!) Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Gift Bag

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"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice postcard. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Postcard

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your stemless wine glasses. Salut!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

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"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice stone coaster. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny stone coaster.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Stone Coaster

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a lovely stone coaster.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a month at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Here's a classy stone coaster with Himself and this timely wine saying for Valentine's Day.


Love Like Wine Valentine Stone Coaster

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny quote on a stone cartoon coaster.

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stone Coaster

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) on a fine stone coaster for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stone Coaster

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very fine stone coaster.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a very cool stone coaster is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Stone Coaster

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Funny Wine Cabernet Cat Fan  Button

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Poker Cards

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Adult Apron

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Ceramic Ornament

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Wine Gift Bag

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

Love Like Wine Valentine

You're My Riesling for Living

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Love Sweet Love! It's about Valentine's Day here, and all the wine quotes about love that go with it, on cards, gifts, apparel ... chocolate! These designs are also perfect just anytime love is in the air!


Valentine's Day (Wine Quotes About Love)

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Magnet

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stone Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

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