"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice t-shirt. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice unisex t-shirt. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice unisex t-shirt. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice stone coaster. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice wooden box sign, which can sit on a flat surface (like a desk) or hung on a wall. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice kitchen towel (or tea towel, if you like). Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Kitchen Towel

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice apron. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Adult Apron

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice wine gift bag. (Also the wine label, of course!) Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Gift Bag

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"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice postcard. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Postcard

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"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your stemless wine glasses. Salut!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Nights come and go and we might forget them, but the friends we shared them with? Never! Here is a set of stemless wine glasses to share. Cheers!

Here's to the Nights Friends Toast Stemless Wine Glass

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat tries to be an accommodating house guest, and he's all about red wine anyway. So this trendy wine quote is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose Set Size one, two, or four). There's The Cat himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine. Patiently.


Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!  Here's an idea for some fun Home-o-ween fun: A Cabernet Cat set of stemless wine glasses! Ooooooo!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely set of stemless wine glasses (you can choose 1, a set of 2, or a set of 4), starring Ms. B. herself. Go ahead, get carried away.

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses (available in sets of one, two, and four).

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a set of stemless wine glasses is for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Stemless Wine Glass

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here is The Cabernet Cat on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Stemless Wine Glass

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Coaster Sets!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

It's that time of year again! As holidays go, Christmas is the Big Kahuna, so The Cabernet Cat is on top of it. All kinds of cards to send your wine-loving friends and family members. Coasters, napkins, and such for get-togethers. And, of course, gifts! Whether you are a faithful Christmas person, or just like to take advantage of the festive gaiety of the season to drink wine and do other stuff, here's to you! Cheers! Saluté! Chin Chin! Ho ho ho!

Christmas Wine Quotes

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Funny Wine Cabernet Cat Fan  Button

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Mug

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

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