"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice unisex t-shirt. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice t-shirt. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice unisex t-shirt. Thank you!

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice stone coaster. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice wooden box sign, which can sit on a flat surface (like a desk) or hung on a wall. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice kitchen towel (or tea towel, if you like). Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Kitchen Towel

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice apron. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Adult Apron

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this very nice wine gift bag. (Also the wine label, of course!) Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Gift Bag

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"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice postcard. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Postcard

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your stemless wine glasses. Salut!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

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"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again T-Shirt

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. 

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends T-Shirt

There's red wine, white wine, rose, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

You're My Riesling for Living Card

You're My Riesling for Living T-Shirt

You're My Riesling for Living Paperweight

You're My Riesling for Living Square Paper Coaster

You're My Riesling for Living Keychain

You're My Riesling for Living Throw Pillow

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Napkins

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats T-Shirt

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Stemless Wine Glass

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Stone Coaster

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Wine Gift Bag

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Wooden Box Sign

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Postcard

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Lumbar Pillow

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Mug

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Throw Pillow

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

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