I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a handy wine gift bag. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a rustic wooden box sign, which you can hang in your exercise room above the rowing machine. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of paper cocktail napkins. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a yoga mat. Namasté!


I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Yoga Mat

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a t-shirt. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a pretty stone coaster. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of paper coasters. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a nice tote bag, which you use to carry your extra yoga outfits and ... probably the yoga mat won't fit though. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.) Namasté! 

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun apron. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

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I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a pretty kitchen towel. Namasté!

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny kitchen towel!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute, fun kitchen towel would be perfect kitchen decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny joke cartoon on a cute kitchen towel.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on a fun kitchen towel, perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a cute kitchen towel to put you in an oenophilic mood while you're making supper. For example.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Magnet

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Adult Apron

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Wine for Mother's Day Square Paper Coaster

Wine for Mother's Day T-Shirt

Wine for Mother's Day Postcard

Wine for Mother's Day Holiday Card

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Mother's Day

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Magnet

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Make Wine Disappear Superpower with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Magnet

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Label

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Label

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful T-Shirt

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Square Paper Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Gift Bag

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stemless Wine Glass

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Ceramic Ornament

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Love Like Wine Valentine

You're My Riesling for Living

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Love Sweet Love! It's about Valentine's Day here, and all the wine quotes about love that go with it, on cards, gifts, apparel ... chocolate! These designs are also perfect just anytime love is in the air!


I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

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