I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a t-shirt. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Sh T-Shirt

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a pretty kitchen towel. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a comfy lumbar pillow. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Lumbar Pillow

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of paper coasters. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a pretty stone coaster. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a postcard, which you can send to someone you know who is always talking about their yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a nice tote bag, which you use to carry your extra yoga outfits and ... probably the yoga mat won't fit though. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a coffee mug. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Mug

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a yoga mat. Namasté!


I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Yoga Mat

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I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a handy wine gift bag. Namasté!

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a handy wine gift bag.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

Hey, Mother (or Mom, Mam, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a very nice wine gift bag. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Funny Wine Gift Bag

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a starry, sparkly wine gift bag. There's The Cat himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine. Patiently.


Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! Here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote [spelled correctly this time] is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a teal color wine gift bag is just for you. Customize your greeting and add your name(s). Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Here's a handy wine gift bag, BTW.

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tri-Blend Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Poker Cards

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Sticker

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Gift Bag

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Adult Apron

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Postcard

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Napkins

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

It's that time of year again! As holidays go, Christmas is the Big Kahuna, so The Cabernet Cat is on top of it. All kinds of cards to send your wine-loving friends and family members. Coasters, napkins, and such for get-togethers. And, of course, gifts! Whether you are a faithful Christmas person, or just like to take advantage of the festive gaiety of the season to drink wine and do other stuff, here's to you! Cheers! Saluté! Chin Chin! Ho ho ho!

Christmas Wine Quotes

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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