I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat in his spiffy chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this handy pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun kitchen towel.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fancy apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this cute t-shirt.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun fridge magnet.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper cocktail napkins.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this classy stone coaster.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of six plastic coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun postcard.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. Here is a handy wine gift bag featuring your fine friend, C.C.!

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good. And here is a handy wine gift bag!

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is. All this can be yours on a handy wine gift bag!

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here's a wine gift bag with this funny cute wine cartoon!

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Cabernet Cat Fan Pattern Wine Gift Bag

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat Wine Gift Bag

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a handy wine gift bag for a host gift at a wine tasting or any party!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Gift Bag

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool Cabernet Cat you know and love.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Square Paper Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Wine for Mother's Day T-Shirt

Wine for Mother's Day Thermal Wine Tumbler

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

Wine for Mother's Day Mug

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Mother's Day

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Label

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Postcard

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Water Bottle

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Latte Mug

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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