I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat in his spiffy chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this handy pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun kitchen towel.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fancy apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this cute t-shirt.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun fridge magnet.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper cocktail napkins.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this classy stone coaster.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of six plastic coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun postcard.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's wearing one of his many hats: a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses), as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this cute t-shirt.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

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Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Wine Label

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Stone Coaster

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on cute pink products.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Adult Apron

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Wine Gift Bag

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Napkins

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stone Coaster

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

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