Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

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What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a roomy tote bag.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny tote bag.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Large Tote Bag

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on a fun tote bag with retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Tote Bag

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice tote bag for toting some wine you just bought. There might be room in there for some cheese too. Baguette? That's pushing it.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the popular funny wine quote on a tote bag. And don't forget to add a custom line.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a tote bag to carry your wine home from the wine store.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Tote Bag

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Mug

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat T-Shirt

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Square Paper Coaster

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat K Kitchen Towel

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course!

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Coaster Sets!

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tote Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tote Bag

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