Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

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There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Wine for Mother's Day T-Shirt

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Mother's Day

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun T-Shirt

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive t-shirt!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wine Label

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Stemless Wine Glass

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stone Coaster

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for 2 Valentine Wine Gift Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

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Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on cute pink products.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

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