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When you really, really like something--say, cooking, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) apron with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing. Now go out there and get a life, OK?

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Adult Apron

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When you really, really like something--say, reading, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) apron with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing.

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a that sentiment superimposed over a photo of an open book and a pair of reading glasses, a perfect gift for any book lover.

Rather Be Reading | Book Lover Adult Apron

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this apron is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let it be known by your apron, even if you're not making a fruitcake! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Adult Apron

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, gray, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it. The design is offered on an apron, a perfect, inexpensive engagement, wedding, or anniversary gift.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Adult Apron

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady Coffee Mug

Hold on, let me overthink this. The overthinking meme that this retro overthinking lady is thinking has been on a lot of funny mugs lately. And rightly so; it's something we can all relate to. So you're perfectly trendy to choose this mug.

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Joke Card

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Faux Canvas Print

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Poster

National Teacher Day is May 7, 2024, and National Teacher Appreciation Week is May 6-10, 2024. (NEA)
@NEAToday #ThankATeacher 

National Teacher Appreciation Week is the first full week of May.
National Teacher Day is May 7.

Teacher Appreciation!

The Three-Pronged Blivet: a sort of optical illusion, loved by geeks and other very smart, cool people everywhere. Here represented simply by a black and white drawing, and enhanced by a glass, rectangular paperweight. Make you home or office desk the envy of poiuyt enthusiasts everywhere.

Three-Pronged Blivet Cool Geeky Drawing Paperweight

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta, Hearts, Photo Card

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta with Hearts Magnet

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta and Colorful Hearts Rectangular Sticker

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta, Hearts, and Photo Holiday Postcard

On these pleasing holiday items is "Happy Valentine's Day" in a fanciful font, in the 2023 Color of the Year, Viva Magenta, on a field of hand-drawn hearts of complementary colors.

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration T-Shirt

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Button

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Faux Canvas Print

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Coffee Mug

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Stone Magnet

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Carve Your Initials on Bench | Romantic  Postcard

Carve Your Initials on This Bench | Romantic Poster

Carve Your Initials on This Bench | Romantic Wood Wall Art

Carve Your Initials on This Bench | Romantic Card

Beautiful photo of a weathered wooden bench on a mountainside, with two lovers' initials carved into a board of the back. Personalize this postcard with your own initials and those of a loved one, or send it to a couple of love birds you care about.

Carve Your Initials on this bench | romantic

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Magnet

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu. T-Shirt

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu Coffee Mug

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Wooden Box Sign

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live a little. Wear the tutu.

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for Mute. How many times have you wanted to put this sarcastic, funny quote into action? Well, you could gift this mug to someone you know who pushes all your buttons. Maybe a husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Adult Apron

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Adult Apron

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