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When you really, really like something--say, cooking, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) apron with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing. Now go out there and get a life, OK?

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Adult Apron

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I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this apron is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, gray, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it. The design is offered on an apron, a perfect, inexpensive engagement, wedding, or anniversary gift.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Adult Apron

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let it be known by your apron, even if you're not making a fruitcake! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Adult Apron

When you really, really like something--say, reading, coffee, puppies, knitting, cauliflower, whatever--you may even like it more than you like people. Well, maybe there are three people you really like. Or maybe you just don't like people very much. Either way, here's a funny (and a little sarcastic) apron with such a statement on it, and you can personalize the likable thing with your likable thing.

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a that sentiment superimposed over a photo of an open book and a pair of reading glasses, a perfect gift for any book lover.

Rather Be Reading | Book Lover Adult Apron

Just a Cuppa Bone China Mug

Just a Cuppa Coffee Mug

Just a Cuppa Latte Mug

Have a cuppa in one of these lovely mugs. You'll feel better.

Just a Cuppa

Cute, funny drawing of a stick-figure man RVer with blue spiked-up hair and a hand waving, inside an orange camper van, saying Slap Happy Camper in a comical font. The perfect gift for any camper or RV travel lover.

Slap Happy Camper Cartoon Scene Hitch Cover

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Notebook

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Drawstring Bag

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Grocery Bag

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Faux Canvas Print

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Card

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Wooden Box Sign

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography T-Shirt

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Trucker Hat

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Hoodie

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography

In this closeup photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle from its spot in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete, than to gift them with this unique heart shaped paperweight?  [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

Sparkling Heart on Beach, Unique Romantic Photo Paperweight

Not in the Moo Throw Pillow

Not in the Moo Baby Bodysuit

Not in the Moo Cooler

Not in the Moo Tote Bag

Not in the Moo Wooden Box Sign

Not in the Moo Square Sticker

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo

A classic black and gold stripe with dots, necktie-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want a bag that's "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in.


Black and Gold Stripe & Dots Masculine Printed Backpack

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Tote Bag

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Meme Poster

When I See Cows Wood Wall Art

When I See Cows, Funny Farm Animal T-Shirt

When I See Cows Popular Funny Meme Coffee Mug

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Meme Tote Bag

It's weird but true: When I'm driving along with someone in the car with me, and I see some cows outside, I will always say, "Cows!" Come on, you do it too. In fact, it's become a popular meme, if you're cool that is. And here it is with a pretty black and white cow to illustrate, in case you're a cow lover.

When I See Cows

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Poster

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote  Keychain

Oh, you thought it was "To be or not to be, that is the question." That was Hamlet. This is ... that person who loves puns. So was your pun intended, or was there no pun intended? That is the question.

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Adult Apron

I like [FILL IN THE BLANK] and maybe 3 people Adult Apron

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