You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're sporting your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker on your iPad. You turn to face the intruder, iPad covering your face, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger: Introvert Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Door Sign

Hey you, the introvert! You're having a cup of coffee at your favorite cafe and doing your best to stay invisible, when suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're using your Danger Beware of Introvert mug. You cover your face with the mug, and as intruder turns and walks away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to stick on your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Square Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert tshirt. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign T-Shirt

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert button. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

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The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twister way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, grey, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it. The design is offered on a coffee mug, a perfect, inexpensive engagement, wedding, or anniversary gift.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Coffee Mug

Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a left-handed mug!

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Mug

Vintage sepia tone photo of a laughing man, with the caption in a vintage font: You want it WHEN?? An always funny and popular saying, known by anyone who has ever worked under a deadline, whether they work in the cube farm or the corner office.

You Want It WHEN? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Coffee Mug

Five by Five is a radio communications expression used in the 1950s that means "loud and clear" [Urban Dictionary]. TV fans have Faith that it's 80s slang for "everything's all right." Either way, this rad coffee mug lets everybody know everything, including you, is awesome. The 80s quote is in a retro font, in bright chartreuse green and purple. 

Five by Five in the Awesome Eighties Coffee Mug

It's true: Life is short. What are you going to do, walk around in your normal pants all the time? No! Put on those party pants and enjoy life! Say it on a button: Simple and sans serif, getting right to the point. On this button the "party pants" part is in a circle! It's good advice; spread it around. A "round," get it?

Life Is Short. Wear Your Party Pants. Funny Quote Button

A classic black and gold crossed-stripes with dots, plaid-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want something "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in. 

Black and Gold Plaid Masculine Printed Backpack

Do you live in fear of constantly having your grammar corrected? Are you obsessive about correcting grammar and spelling? Maybe you are, or know someone who is an editor or proofreader. They might enjoy this funny error-ridden text with handwritten red corrections made in actual proofreader marks.

Obsessed Proofreader Error Corrections Giant Coffee Mug

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote Postcard

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote Poster

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote Faux Canvas Print

Romantic typography: a sentiment of forever love, simply stated in a pretty script font: All my love, all for you, always.

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Paper Plates

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Button

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Napkins

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo!

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween

My little brother is a single dad who is always talking about how much he loves and is proud of his son (who is awesome). I think that's pretty great. Love ya, Little Bro.

Love My Kid, Single Dad T-Shirt

Here is a rectangular glass paperweight that you can personalize with your own photo of a loved ones, or anything you wish. Keep someone or something close on your home or office desk, or anywhere in your home.

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

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