What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this cartoon kitchen towel of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this postcard of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Postcard

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny tote bag of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Tote Bag

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this thermal wine tumbler of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. You definitely want one of these to take with you to your next beach party! 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these paper cartoon cocktail napkins of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. These would be great gift for a wine drinking party with all your oenophile friends

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny dark-color t-shirt of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny unisex t-shirt of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these square paper coasters of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these stemless wine glasses of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. These would be great gift for a wine drinking party with all your oenophile wine connoisseur friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this wine gift bag starring The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. It has customizable text and signature to complete the wine love.

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What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny dark-color unisex t-shirt of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote T-Shirt

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Square Paper Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Postcard

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Magnet

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores