Add a touch of inspiration to the kitchen or dining experience with this trivet, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" with a compass on an aged / stained / vintage paper background.

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Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Stone Coaster

Add a touch of inspiration to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" with a compass on an aged / stained / vintage paper background.

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Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Throw Pillow

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this wrapped canvas, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" on an aged paper background.

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Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Canvas Print

Add a touch of inspiration to your desk or walls with this poster, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" with a compass on an aged / stained / vintage paper background.

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Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Poster

Take a touch of inspiration with you, wherever you go, with this luggage tag, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" with a compass on an aged / stained / vintage paper background.

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Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Luggage Tag

"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny The Irony of the Matter Ferrum Pun T-Shirt

"Gardeners are so Down to Earth" is the perfect light humor tee-shirt for those with a green thumb.

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Funny Gardeners are so Down to Earth T-Shirt

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

This "Long Live the Serial Comma. Today, Tomorrow, and Forever." is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians (followed by an example for the uninitiated). Myself, I've always been a big fan of the serial comma (also known by its other alias of Oxford comma), and have gotten into debates about the issue of redundancy vs necessity. It can prevent expensive lawsuits and hilarious interpretations when not employed.

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Funny Long Live the Serial Comma T-Shirt

Chefs Have Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for those with culinary proclivities.

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Funny Quote: Half-Baked, Pie-in-the-Sky Ideas T-Shirt

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

Photographers shoot to thrill. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for photographers.

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Funny Quote: Photographers Shoot to Thrill. T-Shirt

Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

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Funny Quote I'm in the Doghouse T-Shirt

Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or a last meal?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

Typefaces are the Fonts of Inspirations for Typesetters. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for desktop publishers, graphic designers, typesetters, and other creatives who like to play with their words.

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Funny Quote: Typefaces are the Fonts of T-Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

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Funny Quote: I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

This funny Dessert Taster apron is perfect for budding pastry chefs and chocolatiers.

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Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

This funny, pun-laden "Sous" pervisor apron is perfect for sous-chefs who aspire to be higher.

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Funny Sous-pervisor / Supervisor Pun Adult Apron

Food critic is the perfect apron for those who don't cook, but judge. :)

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Funny Food Critic Adult Apron

Cake Maker is the perfectly poetic apron for pastry chefs.

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Funny Cake Maker Adult Apron

Food artiste is the perfectly poetic apron for gourmets and gourmands who think that mere labels like "chef" and "cook" don't do them creative justice.

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Funny Food Artiste Adult Apron

Sauce Boss is the perfectly poetic apron for sauciers, with the sobriquet rendered with white bold, block letters on a black circle.

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Funny Minimalist Bold Sauce Boss Adult Apron

A saucy attitude is the recipe for success! You have to be brave, inventive, and daring in the kitchen. The perfect apron for sauciers and punsters alike.

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A Saucy Attitude is the Recipe ... Adult Apron

This "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Polo Shirt

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

This funny "The Birdie Whisperer" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course!

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Hoodie

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

This funny "Slice King" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Polo Shirt

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

These "The Eagle Maker" golf ball markers are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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X // The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Marker

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Wired hummingbirds in the backyard. Enter and approach at your own risk! A funny, tongue-in-cheek way to tell your visitors that beware! the flowers and nectar feeders in your garden belongs to those tiny but feisty, feathered superathletes. Set on warning yellow background with caution signs for added humor.

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Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

This funny "Slice King" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Golf Towel

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to your walls with this poster, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Poster

Celebrate the initiative and enterpreneurial spirit of those who have the potential to change the world for the better with this motivational, multi-colored tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, creatives, influencers, and gamechangers, on a black background. Customize middle panel with your personal message, or use as is ("this is you").

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Creative Tag Cloud Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your kitchen with this magnet, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Magnet

Add a touch of inspiration to the kitchen or dining experience with this sandstone coaster, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great gift idea or giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Coaster

Add a touch of inspiration to the kitchen or dining experience with this glass coaster, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great gift idea or giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Glass Coaster

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features  a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great gift idea or giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday."  A great gift idea or giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Espresso Cup

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." 

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Flask

Add a touch of inspiration and nature to penned thoughts with this journal, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Notebook

Pass on a bit of inspiration, elegance, encouragement and nature with this greeting card, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Card

Add a touch of inspiration to the kitchen or dining experience with these napkins, which feature a stylized purple butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday."

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Napkins

Share a touch of inspiration with this sticker, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great idea for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Inspirational Be Inspired Everyday Butterfly Classic Round Sticker

Share a bit of inspiration with this colorful button, which features a butterfly, elegant sans serif and script lettering, and the quote to "be inspired everyday." A great giveaway for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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