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Take a swipe at age, birthdays, and genetics with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the humorous, pseudo-science-y, pseudo-philosophical observation, "you're only as old as the length of your telomeres."

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Funny You're Only as Old as the Length of ... Giant Coffee Mug

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Take a swipe at AI with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features a humorous adapted Jimism, "I Don't Hate the Chatbot. It's the Most Incredible Bulls**t Generator Ever."

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Funny I Don't Hate the Chatbot ... Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits" on golden waters!

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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey ... Espresso Cup

This is a great way to recognize the individual who constantly curates TV viewing choices for the family, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Master Remote Controller" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Master Remote Controller Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the promoter extraordinaire for themselves as well as others, with this novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Social Media Maven" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag label. A great gift idea for a sibling, but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who knows how to throw the spotlight on your brand! 

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Funny Social Media Maven Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who has a way with wildlife, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Wildlife Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for animal lovers, nature lovers, animal handlers, and zookeepers!

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Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who goes above and beyond to create extraordinary change in their community and the lives of others, with this jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title of "Difference Maker" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag occupation, career, or job title. Great gift idea for teacher, firefighter, police officer, doctor, nurse, philanthropist, or any occupation that serves the greater good!

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Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who can give you the play-by-plays and stats of every sports game, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Sports Analyst" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Sports Analyst Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who who knows the stories of generations past, with this funny jumbo novelty mug, which features the job title "Family Historian" (and, in finer print, "and Teller of Tall Tales") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Grandparents' Day (or granddad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has a thing for spinning yarns!

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Funny Family Historian ... Hashtag Granddad Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Dessert Taster Kids' Apron

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux gold-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Travel roads less taken. Break new ground and forge a new path." gives you a reason to keep pursuing something you know can and will change the world.

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Motivational Travel Roads Less Taken Peel And Stick Photo Tile

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking passport cover features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons Passport Holder

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny all-in-one bodysuit, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". Reverse shows identical design.

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Baby Bodysuit

These funny golf balls, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", are perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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X // Funny The Slice Queen Golf Balls

Badminton buffs will love this shirt, which features a word art design, with an illustration of an angled birdie/shuttlecock substituting for the 'a' in badminton, and the pun-filled tagline 'serving up great times.'

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Funny You're Only as Old as the Length of ... Giant Coffee Mug

Funny You're Only as Old as the Length of ... Giant Coffee Mug

More from Words of Whimsy

Other coffee mugs from various stores