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With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

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This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a whiz with numbers, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Numbers Ninja" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for accountants, financial advisors, stockbrokers, mathematicians, or anyone who simply has an extremely copacetic relationship with the many branches of mathematica! 

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Funny Numbers Ninja Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This "I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025" shirt, styled in a sci-fi style font with a stylized diagram of the seven aligning planets, is perfect for letting one and all know that you were into serious planet gazing on that night! A great gift idea for stargazers and astronomers (budding and established!)

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I Was at the Planetary Parade February 28, 2025 T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different", rendered in elegant lettering. 

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Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Sleeveless Shirt

That is the million dollar question! Where in blazes is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which, at 58 letters, is the longest place name in the world? A small village in Anglesey, North Wales, the United Kingdom! 

I'm not going to worry about not being able to find the place. I'm more worried about getting lost in the pronunciation!

So avoid the confusion and get this shirt instead ... and then point to it when you ask the locals! ;)

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Funny I'm Lost Where the Heck is Llanfairpwll ...  T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe with this top, which features the words "fear creates walls but courage builds bridges" in elegant flowing script and sans serif lettering.

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Inspirational Words Courage Builds Bridges T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

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Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

Get a chuckle out of partners and opponents with this shirt, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving." Reverse shows identical design. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny This Pickleball Professor Dinks & Drives T-Shirt

Wired hummingbirds in the backyard. Enter and approach at your own risk! A funny, tongue-in-cheek way to tell your visitors that beware! the flowers and nectar feeders in your garden belongs to those tiny but feisty, feathered superathletes. Set on warning yellow background with caution signs for added humor.

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Funny Caution Hummingbirds in the Backyard Sign

Inspirational Dream Deeply Live Boldly ... Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Funny The Wildlife Whisperer Hashtag Name Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud Mug

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons Mug

WOW Cheers to You

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty hat, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad Hat

Add a touch of inspiration to leisure time with this dartboard, which features the words "imagine impossibilities" set against a blue-tinted cloudscape. Modify catchphrase or slogan as desired. A great gift idea for innovators and blue sky thinkers!

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Imagine Impossibilities Blue Cloudscape Dart Board

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

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