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This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the holder of all knowledge arcane, obscure, or esoteric, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Obscure Trivia Master" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for the member of the family who knows things no one else knows!

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Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

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This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the sarcastic witticism "without continuity experts, there wouldn't be any nitpickers." 

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Funny Continuity Experts and Nitpickers T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bodysuit

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows what's hot and trending for family PJs and loungewear, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Pyjama Fashion" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Pyjama Fashion Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

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Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder T-Shirt

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Golf Ball Tee Latte Mug

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Keychain

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Coaster

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Glass Coaster

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Classic Round Sticker

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth T-Shirt

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Adult Apron

Take a bit of nature with you wherever you go with this all-over-print drawstring bag, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. A great giveaway for Earth Day!
 
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WOW Hug a Tree Save Our Earth

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage Tag

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Seltzer Can Cooler

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful luggage, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

Here Come the Robins. There Go My Blueberries. American Robins are a sure sign of spring. So are the blueberries that these naughty "taste testers" will gobble or make off with, right under your nose. I've learned to take it in stride. In fact, the appearance of these blueberry thieves tell me it's time that I should go blueberry picking.

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Here Come the Robins ... Yard Sign

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice Queen Hoodie

Have a sense of humor when you go globetrotting with this passport cover, which features the philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Funny The Obscure Trivia Master Hashtag Name T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores