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It's not that cold that you need to sleep with the company of three adult canines for warmth ... it's a three puppy night! A funny t-shirt for those who are acquainted with a certain American rock band formed in the late 60s. 

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Funny Not that Cold It's only a Three Puppy Night T-Shirt

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

"The irony of the matter is the amount of ferrum contained within it" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for scientists and/or linguists. 

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Funny The Irony of the Matter Ferrum Pun T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Tank Top

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Add a touch of whimsy to the nursery with this funny clock, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic tablet of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols

Add a touch of poetic whimsy and nature to your wardrobe with this top, which features the saying "Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies" with a pair of unicode butterfly "punctuation marks". A great gift idea for those who love nature and wildlife!

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Funny Don't Apologize for Lovin' Butterflies T-Shirt

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Head Cover

Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener. As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and graphic designers.

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists. T-Shirt

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

"Weavers have a great loom with a view" is the perfect punny, tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for clothesmakers and makers of fabrics! 

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Funny A Loom with a View T-Shirt

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Stone Coaster

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Throw Pillow

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Tote Bag

Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... Drawstring Bag

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Hand Sanitizer

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Poster

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this design, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" on an aged paper background.

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WOW Inspirational Those Who Roam ...

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

This "Retired from the Racetrack" bed is the perfect gift idea for greyhounds whose racing days may be over (but their glory days have just begun), and dog owners who believe in power and importance of adoption of these wonderfully affectionate family members.

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Funny Not that Cold It's only a Three Puppy Night T-Shirt

Funny Not that Cold It's only a Three Puppy Night T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores