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How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Pitcher

Black font on toddler's shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Black Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Toddler T-shirt

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Mouse Pad

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Women's T-Shirt. This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law, former boss, you get the picture. This is an original quote on a shirt.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Womens T-Shirt

Mug. Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mug

It is so frustrating when the rest of the world can't be as prefect as me. Only one that can do it right is me. That is what a perfectionist would say.



Things That I Am Perfect At T-shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

A protective cloth face mask for that young good looking metro man. The beginning of whiskers for the beard and mustache area. Prefect mask for him.

Good Looking Metro Man with Whisker Growth, ZFJ Adult Cloth Face Mask

Funny Look at Stupid Hand Pointing Unisex T-Shirt. Whoever you are standing or walking by, the thumb is pointing at them. Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too. Edit it to change the image. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Funny Look at Stupid Hand Pointing Unisex T-Shirt

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Do I  Look Fat on This Body Weeping T-Shirt

Funny things a woman would say, even if it is true.



Women Don't Make Messes Adult Apron

White font on classic round sticker which can be customized for any shaped sticker. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

White Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Classic Round Sticker

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Front Page Online Never Magnet

Sticker with a black background that can be changed. Pink colored or rose colored wine in glass with the words "Rose all day.". Perfect for a party, celebration, bachelorette party or even the bachelor party. It is a wine party. Often referred to as drinking all day. Not to encourage it. Rose all day for a fun day.

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Pitcher

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Pitcher

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